So I was on the poolbank today guarding some lives, when the other lifeguard turned to me and asked me ‘Did you just see what that guy is after doing?’ He then proceeded to go over to an Eastern European guy standing at the lockers and ask him to open his locker.

He does so, shiftily, and the lifeguard proceeded to take out an empty can of beer, as well as a one that was clearly just opened. This man was just standing with his back to a pool with 30+ people in it, casually trying to drink.

What the fuck? Just… what?